cankles

cankles
1. (Cankles) (8448↑, 1061↓)
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

Author: Elizabeth Bennett http://cankles.urbanup.com/248846
2. (cankles) (593↑, 172↓)
A reference to a pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area. Does not only refer to fatty legs, simply shapeless legs.

Perfect face, perfect body, smart and funny... but damn... i can't handle them cankles.

3. (cankles) (311↑, 97↓)
n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.

Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.

4. (cankles) (213↑, 67↓)
Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry. It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius. Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.

Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles" Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"

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5. (cankles) (144↑, 97↓)
the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

6. (cankles) (49↑, 29↓)
Where you can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins. Who knows? That's the fun.

Bill Clinton likes himself a good pair of cankles. He judged the Miss Cankle USA contest.

Author: The Fifth Floor http://cankles.urbanup.com/3941335
7. (cankles) (10↑, 2↓)
Lack of narrowing of the lower calf where it meets the foot.

It's amazing that guy can get his shoes on with those cankles.

8. (Cankles) (6↑, 5↓)
The most annoying word on TV advertising

Have you got cankles? (said in a whining voice)

9. (Cankles) (5↑, 7↓)
There are two differing forms of the cankle 1: Where the ankle is large enough that it is unable to be distinquished from the calf. 2: Where the calf is slender enough that it is unable to be distinguished from the ankle.

1: Man, How could you hook up with Mandy? That bitch is so large that she's got cankles. 2: Of the two types of cankles, kenyan marathoners have the latter.

10. (cankles) (18↑, 19↓)
Describing the lower legs, especially that of women, where the calves continue past the ankles and meet with the heel.

Rosie O'Donnell has some sweet ass "cankles".

11. (Cankles) (4↑, 7↓)
A lady with a lack of definition to her legs. The calf and ankle appear to have merged into one and other and you might describe them as her cankles.

Person 1: Poor girl, must have had a nasty sting from a Stingray or something? Person 2: No mate, she was born that way, she's just got cankles.

12. (Cankles) (3↑, 6↓)
When a woman`s calve muscles blend in with her ankles.

Bro, did you see the cankles on that fat chic?

13. (cankles) (12↑, 16↓)
are u guys fucking stupid cankles CAN be from weight gain n stuff but if ur born with cankles it usually means ur calves are bigger than usually which enables fast track running. because ur calves extends it allows the leg muscles to strecth long while running which quickens the movements (fast running) so next time u want to make sum douche comment about sumthing that should be considered a complement, READ ABOUT IT MOTHER FUCKERS

douche: look at those cankles on the [bitch]. dam LATER IN GYM gym teacher: ok guys time to run the mile WHILE RUNNING cankle girl: wow this is easier than i thought douche: man, this sucks balls dude AFTER DONE WITH MILE gym teacher: ok well the cankle girl got the best time in the class\! oh, and um the douche can suck sum mile ass douche: aw [fuck] i got beat by a chick cankle girl: yea bitches what now eat my cankle [ASS]

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14. (cankles) (12↑, 19↓)
lower part of the leg where the ankle and calf are seemingly one, usually due to obesity.

She slipped and broke her cankles while doing the Macarena

Author: Mr. English123 http://cankles.urbanup.com/3669751
15. (Cankles) (3↑, 12↓)
And ankle you get from eating too much cake. cake + ankles = cankles. It look like the ankle doesn't exist, it's just more calf.

"She ate so much cake, she got cankles\!"

16. (cankles) (22↑, 40↓)
the combining of the words 'calve' and 'ankles' to describe really fat ankles---about the thickness of a calve.

Marie never wore skirts due to her fear of exposing her cankles.

17. (cankles) (16↑, 34↓)
Refers to ankles that are actually the same size as the calf.

If I had cankles like that I would always wear long pants. Usually present on old woman who have swollen legs and in some instances young people too.

18. (Cankles) (47↑, 65↓)
An unfortunate condition, most common in females, in which the bottom of the leg and top of the foot meet with no appearent "in between".

see elephant leg; cow leg; etc...

19. (Cankles) (11↑, 30↓)
When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.

"Whoa\! She's a big girl\!" "Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"

20. (cankles) (25↑, 44↓)
when their isn't a seperation between an ankle and calf. ankle + calf = cankle

Sister Abby has cankles.

Author: william joseph hemmington http://cankles.urbanup.com/957010
21. (Cankles) (19↑, 43↓)
A person who's calves and ankles merge together. Not knowing where the calve ends and the ankle begins. Thick, muscle-legs, fat or meat legs. Gross on girls.

Kourtni has nasty cankles, they make me gaggg\!

22. (cankles) (13↑, 42↓)
someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as thier calves. Calves blending right in with the ankles.

see anyperson's obese ankles in person.

23. (cankles) (11↑, 42↓)
A person who is too fat and has no ankles,it is just a big calf down to your feet.

That fat guy has no ankles,he has cankles

24. (cankles) (11↑, 42↓)
when flying beware of cankles... can happen to anyone and looks very unsightly as the ankle and the foot join with no shape, usually accompanied by gross swelling. combat this by always carrying a wet towel with you on flights of more than 2 hours

ask your cabin crew how they deal with them

25. (cankles) (7↑, 39↓)
where your calfs run straight into your feet

look how thick her cankles are\!\!

26. (cankles) (18↑, 51↓)
On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.

"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."

27. (cankles) (9↑, 42↓)
in obese people, whose calfs don't sepparate or distinguish from the ankle

i can't believe she wears sandles with those cankles.

28. (cankles) (10↑, 50↓)
someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as there calfes, so its like calfs blending right in with the ankles

in two words' Jamie Theisan'

29. (cankles) (25↑, 69↓)
the most atractive lower leg a person can have, basically they are the shit

Moris couldnt get enough of his girlfriend's cankles, they were just that hot

30. (cankles) (5↑, 51↓)
A tingly, goosebumpy, sensation felt in the region between the ankle and the calf. Cankles are typically brought on by a frightening, startling, or disgusting experience. The cankles sensation rarely lasts longer than a few seconds.

Watching old people eat with their mouths open gives me cankles.

31. (cankles) (2↑, 50↓)
A tingly, goosebumpy, sensation felt in the region between the ankle and the calf. Cankles are typically brought on by a frightening, startling, or disgusting experience. The cankles sensation rarely lasts longer than a few seconds.

Watching old people eat with their mouths open gives me cankles.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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